Shize? I should shee!  Macool,  Macool,

orra whyi deed ye diie?  of a trying thirstay mournin?

Sobs they sighdid at Fillagain's chrissormiss wake, all the  hoolivans of the nation,

prostrated  in their consternation, and their duodismally profusive plethora of ululation.

There was plumbs and grumes and cheriffs and citherers and raiders and cinemen too.  And the all gianed in with the shout-most shoviality.  Agog and magog and the round of them agrog. To the  continuation of that celebration until Hanandhunigan's extermination!

Some in kinkin corass, more, kankan keening, Belling him up and filling him down. He's stiff but he's steady is Priam Olim!

"Twas he was the dacent gaylabouring youth.  Sharpen his pillowscone, tap up his bier!  E'erawhere in whorl would ye hear sich a din again?

With their deepbrow fundigs and the dusty fidelios.  They laid him brawdawn alanglast bed. With  a bockalips of finisky fore his feet.  And a barrowload of guenesis hoer his head.

Tee the tootal of the fluid hang the twoddle of the fuddled,

O!